tired and ill
– tired and ill is a term used to refer to one who is under the effects of intoxication after a heavy session of devouring acloholic beverages.
the term was coined from a phone call which was made to the parents of an individual who was heavily under the effects of intoxication and needed to return home, but in doing so, making the effects of his intoxication seem as if it were caused by fatigue and illness thus the term “tired and ill” was born.
“da cleeva: could you give me a lift home mother, i feel very tired and ill.”
“stain: i’m going to get very tired and ill tonight”
“shake: that lad is so tired and ill he requires a baptism of pepper.”
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