Tired as a mouse
a daily state of extreme sleepiness in babies and young children following excessive hyperactivity. as exhausted as one would be after a long chase or obstacle course. content, loving, bleary eyed and peaceful. they love their bed when they’re in this state and get so excited when laid down to sleep yawning and satisfied.
you are tired as a mouse
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