tissue

an insult asian’s use against people who don’t speak the language they speak. mostly used in counter strike compet-tive games!
asian: b! b! go b! b! b!
person 1: shut up!!
asian: tissue!!!! tissue!
your best friend when your nose needs some lovin’.
“h-llo tissue. i’m sick. come here and give me some nose-lovin’.”
used after jacking off to help clean up c-m
f-ck, where are the tissues, i have j-zz all over my hands
#tissue #tissues #life saver #j-ck-ff #jerkoff
according to dictionary.com, “a soft, absorbent piece of paper used as toilet paper, a handkerchief, or a towel.” it is generally used to wipe one’s nose when snot collects inside one’s nostrils. most tissues can be purchased at your local supermarket or pharmacy, or if you live in a small town at your local general store. tissue paper can also be used for craftsmaking according to alibaba.com, and kleenex is the most popular tissue company.then again, does anyone honestly care what the definition of tissue is? does anyone actually not know what a tissue is? sheesh
dusk,i wiped my schnozzola with a tissue and proceeded to bed.
#kleenex #toilet paper #tisue #tishew #tisuew
to be used after long nights of halo’ing (see halo) or pr0ning (see pr0n or circle-jerk). note: never to be used on the nose, as your roommate will often use it after halo, and put it back in the box. thanks justin.
my nose is running. i need a tissue, where is that box of tiss- oh god, there’s j-zz on my nose. where’s justin?
#tissue #tissues #halo #pr0n #j-zz #justin
an aggregation of morphologically similar cells and -ssociated intercellular matter acting together to perform one or more specific functions in the body. there are four basic types of tissue: muscle, nerve, epidermal, and connective.
the destruction of solid tissue resulted in a collection of pus around the wound, also known as an abscess.
#muscle #nervne #epidermal #connective #cells #body
a suitable nickname for any boy that struggles with cope with the stresses that an average four year old girl would cope with.

someone who crys when the going gets even a tiny little bit tough.
d: i can’t handle the stress! i’m too busy!

t: stfu, tissues. take it like a man.

d: -sniffles-
#whiny b-tch #crybaby #loser #david #cry baby
an “it” who is known as a “hoe”. goes by the name tissue, possibly has aids/herpes from sucking the gms d-ck, in a game called “odinms”. an attention wh-r- who has no life, googles pictures of “models”, and possibly claims that it has a boyfriend in real life.
who be tissue?
a girl who stands near kerning city and waits for the gms to log on, so she can get some p-n-s.

what the f-ck why do you guys call it an “it”
possibly, because there are no real girls on the inter web.
#tissue #odinms #wh-r- #b-tch #f-ggot