tissue dick
n. what one has when the tissue sticks to one’s p-n-s after using tissue on one’s p-n-s to clean -j-c-l-t-.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a p-n-s with tissue stuck to it after -j-c-l-t-ng into tissue.
1) i’m not looking to get laid tonight, i have tissue d-ck and that sh-t hurts to remove.
2) just go to the party with us! dont be such a tissue d-ck.
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