tissue paper
tissue paper is a great substance that you can..er..um.. use for any purpose. for example: what would you do if you needed to wrap a jew and had no tissue paper? life would be over – i like life – don’t let it end….always carry that emergency supply of tissue paper-you don’t know when you’ll need it muwahahahahaha
also tissue paper can not be used as a subst-tute for rizla..you gotta live with it b-tches
holy f-ck! tissue paper! we can do anything with it! wrap up a jew – it’s christmas time!!!!
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