Tit-Constipation
when you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won’t come out. similar to regular constipation but for your b–bs (men can get this if they really want to).
person 1 “i was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn’t come out”
person 2 “f-cking h-ll you’ve got t-t-constipation”
person 1 “f-ck!!!”
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