tit face
n. generally mild insult, best reserved for your spouse.
hey t-tface, get out of my way.
when you think a girl is hot until you somehow only see her face, realizing her banging double d+ created a mirage of attractiveness
raj: yo, check out that fine honey over there at the bar, i’d love to hit that
lazlo: where?
raj: at the bar with that appletini
lazlo: the t-tface?
raj: what? no way
lazlo: look (holds coaster over girl’s chest)
raj: oh god dude, she looks like meryl streep, it was her bangin’ double d’s
a way of describing someone who has t-ts for a face or an expression describing someone as an -sshole.an expression of annoyance to someone with large t-ts that cover their face.
“shush…t-tface”
“jeez, your such a t-tface”… “wat i do now”
“whoah…ur t-ts r so t-tfacish”
t-tface has cheeks so large they look like b–bies
a hillbilly with strange toes, her hobbies include sleeping & qeefing.
a t-tface’s idea of a crazy night out is shooting a duck with a water pistol in the bath. generally a m-ssive facebook nerd and all round diva
one who’s face has t-ts on it.
you are a t-tface
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