tit in a wringer

bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. dates back to wringer clothes washers. undoubtedly, getting one’s t-t caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.
yes, dear, so i lost a hundred bucks playing poker. don’t get your t-t in a wringer.
in a bad way, in a bad situation.
he got caught stealing from the office. he’s really got his t-t in a wringer.
upset; p-ssed off

usage note: can be applied to either s-x, manb–bs not withstanding.

annoyance ranking:
– p-ssed off
– t-t in a wringer
– p-ssy
– ticked off
– undies in a bundle
– bent out of shape
– peaved
– miffed (agitated and fey)
rush: it really gets my t-t in a wringer when femin-z-s claim that date rape accounts for over 75% of all s-xual -ssault.
this is the last survivor of one of many “haven’t heard anything like that since grandma (grandpa) …” expressions that used to mean someone was overdramatizing their problems. implied the person commented on was acting like a whiny old person. “haven’t heard anything like that since granny got her t-t caught in the wringer” was what you’d say when, e.g., a coworkers spent the morning complaining about someone having taken the last cup of coffee and not making a fresh pot.
“and everyone forgot to tell me that awards day is next week! why doesn’t anyone ever tell me? doesn’t anyone care ….” etc.

(whispered to friend) “haven’t heard anything like that since granny caught her t-t in a wringer.”

(alternatives that once were common) “haven’t heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in grandpa’s truss.”

“haven’t heard anything like that since granny sat on the toilet plunger.”

“haven’t heard anything like that since grandpa got a t-rd stuck sideways.”