tit wank
when a woman pushes her t-ts together, and the man slides his c-ck in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace
“slide your hard d-ck in between my fat baps and i’ll give you a t-t w-nk! oh! and i get a present aswell! you know how i love pearls!”
the act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
phwoaar! she’s got a shirtfull. i’d love a good t-tw-nk in those.
when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect p-n-s up and down the middle of them.
bernard- “cor’ blimey did i give margeret a f-ckin’ last night. and a neat t-t w-nk!”
the act in which a male places his erect p-n-s in between a womans br–sts and then the woman pushes them in out towards the erect p-n-s. the man rubs his p-n-s up and down the chest causing a perl neclase to leave the mans bell end, and form around the front of the chest of the woman. during such a proccess the woman does not -rg-sm
after making my cl-terus intense, i repaid him by giving him a t-t w-nk, him being so generous offered me a pearl neckless also for which i repaid him with head.
the mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for s-xual gratification. usual result is referred to as a pearl necklace.
phwoaar! she’s got a shirtfull. i couldn’t half fancy a t-tw-nk in those.
1) to rub one’s genitals between a pair of br–sts to cause -rg-sm.
2) offensive slang; an insult.
1) “oh my god, i am having the uberest -rg-sm ever due to this extremely nice t-t-w-nk you have bestowed upon my person.”
2) “dave, you silly t-t-w-nk get back here before i burn your gerbil.”
enjoyable s-xual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a ‘pearl necklace'(q.v.)
christ, she’s got a shirtfull. i could fancy a good t-tw-nk between them.
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