Tithe

the term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. most churches require t-thing as part of a membership. t-the is also what makes religion like any other cult
christian: my church makes me t-the. but i get to spend an eternity in heaven.

jimmy: but your children don’t even have enough to eat.

christian: but the cul…err..church i belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.
a tenth part of one’s annual income contributed voluntarily or due as a tax, especially for the support of the clergy or church.
wow, my parents love to give t-the to the f-ing church, but won’t give me a penny. i wonder where that money actually goes…

didn’t the pastors say they have a three-story house by the beach…
what god has encouraged all christians to do in the bible.
it is 10% of your earnings and people think that doing it will bless thier money but it just helps then not to spend thier money like a f-cking idiot because when you get a check and immediately give 10% away it makes you more concious of the money you have left-helping you not overdraft your bank account and think that god is cursing you.
the concept of t-the or t-thing was a great business idea for the church.
10% of ones income donated to a church, because the pastor usually makes you feel bad if you don’t give it. taken from the old testament example of israel giving the levites 10% of livestock because levi didn’t get a land inheritence. the early church in acts however never gave t-thes, giving was free-will in the nt church, the roman catholics re-introduced monatary t-thes to finance their lavish lifestyles.
“here there goes rev. johnson driving the churches t-thes!
t-thing is the act of giving 10% of one’s income to the church. churches don’t force this upon the people, but it is encouraged. the bible says that all of the money belongs to g-d, but he only wants the first 10%. think of it this way, would you rather have 90% of your income blessed, or 100% of your income cursed? g-d blesses those that t-the to him. i t-the and give an offering on top of the t-the, and i have more money than any of my friends that are my age. it’s not because my family is rich (which it’s not)but it’s because i’ve been blessed by g-d.
build g-d’s house and he’ll build your house.

“bring all the t-thes into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house, and try me now in this.” says the lord of hosts, “if i will not open for you the windows of heaven and pour out for you such blessing that there will not be room enough to receive it.” malachi 3:10