Tits ‘N’ Gravy
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s br–sts then having her get dressed and leaving without cleaning herself off. generaly occures after a t-t f-ck. only cl-ssified if it occured in the morning hours.
friend 1: dude, i gave this girl some sweet t-ts ‘n’ gravy this morning about an hour before work.
friend 2: was it the secretary? she didn’t show up for work today.
friend 1: heh heh, cream gravy!!
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