tits on a bull
someone or something that is absolutely f-cking useless
brian is a douchebag. there is foreskin worth more them him. he’s clearly as useful as t-ts on a bull.
the observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless
that guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as t-ts on a bull
used as an epresion of uselessness.
g-dd-mn it john, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as t-ts on a bull f-ck.
a great traditional aussy saying. when used in a sentence it refers to how completely and utterly useless something is (as would be t-ts on a bull)
1. every time i try to use the f-cking phone for calls/sms or internet i get cut off. this phone provider is as useless as t-ts on a bull. f-cking c-nts
2. i saw sh-lley walking to the beach today, she was out sunbathing and i requested intercourse, she said she would prefer not to as she is married. that stupid b-tch is as good as t-ts on a bull
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