tits on a platter
something that is so awesome and convient that its like t-ts being served to you on a platter. to help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
so how was your night?
dude you have no idea! we got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some b-tches, went to a party after, and got laid. f-ckin awesome night!
yeah man thats like t-ts on a platter!
hey did you hook up with that chick?
yeah! she came over, sucked my d-ck without me askin, i f-cked her p-ssy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! f-ckin t-ts on a platter man
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