Tits on your face
this phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. it can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.
this phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of br–sts.
it is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or “perv out” the female involved. the phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
note: this is never used in the presence of one’s mother. she will slap you.
ed: “dude, i was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill.”
alex: “t-ts on your face.”
example 2:
alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
alex: (to himself) “t-ts on your face.”
example 3:
charles: “nick swardson is doing stand up tonight!”
alex: “t-ts on your face.”
alex’s mother: slap
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