titsmas
the first spring day, in which girls first and finally show off some cleavage after a long winter. men think of this day as something like, or better than, christmas.
did you see that girl? she’s totally celebrating t-tsmas today.
dude, t-tsmas is my favorite holiday ever.
diana, thank you for celebrating t-tsmas
the celebratory act of going to strip club with your buddies on christmas eve. this is a great way to unwind from the stress filled days of the season and get away from obnoxious family members. everyone knows that christmas morning is best when hungover and covered in stripper glitter, just like santa clause intended.
will: when you getting in town bro?
evan: 24th, natch
will: then it’s on, t-tsmas at the jaguar this year?
evan: i already got the check from grandma cashed into ones>:)
Read Also:
- titty bingo
this phrase, originally the name of a little-known texas garage band, is often heard shouted by disc golf players when they make a birdie putt. this shout allows players to notify other disc golfers on the course that they have made a fantastic shot. the phenomenon appears to have originated in the brazos valley area […]
- muniz
inspired by frankie muniz not being able to grow facial hair, the muniz appears as blotchy patches of hair where a full beard or goatee would normally grow on an adult man. i tried growing a beard, but all i got was this muniz.
- munkie talk
foolish or senseless talk that does not relate to hustling or furthering one’s interests, and thus a waste of a player’s precious time, coined by rapper rick ross. “i ain’t got time to play games; this ain’t no munkie talk, this money talk.”
- munter gathering
being muntered and trying to gather friends having lost them or gathering munters in order to expell them closing time, time for a spot of munter gathering
- Protectorate
a protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. to solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a g7 / g8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control. most of africa is […]