titties and beer
t-tle of an old frank zappa song. a pretty funny one at that. can be found on alb-ms “zappa in new york” and “baby snakes”.
i’m only interested in two things, and that’s
t-tties and beer
you know what i mean?
what?
t-tties and beer
replaces the old terms “awesome” or “great” in the world of paintball.
keith looking at his new dm4:
“d-mn, this gun shoots great, it’s t-tties and beer.”
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