tittipotamus
an obese woman with freakishly gigantic br–sts who looks way older than her actual age. often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a t-ttipotamus, instead of the cute but chubby girl you married. screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores like a hibernating grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the couch where you lie awake cursing the b–b-fetish that got you caught, for the rest of your miserable life, in the loser trap.
“jesus, buddy, wtf? your squeeze turned into a t-ttipotamus.”
“that poor f-ck, mike. half his salary goes to keeping his t-ttipotamus in twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants.”
“that’s not the sofa – that’s my wife!” “dude, she a t-ttipotamus!!!”
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