titty sammich
originates from the mayan dynasty and was commonly used to refer to a “sandwich” involving “t-tties.” this foreign delicacy is widely complemented with a variety of different condiments, ranging from mustard to mayonnaise. this “sandwich” is perfectly constructed by placing the “t-tties” between two of the finest slices of pumpernickle bread that money can buy. only few men have had the honor of enjoying a t-tty sammich, but all of those who have will not hesitate to share their story and its glory with the world.
hey mildred, i’d like to take those t-tties and just put ’em between some bread and f-ckin’ make a bad-ss t-tty sammich and then lather on my choice of delectible condiments. d-mn straight, b-tches.
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