Tivert
a television viewer (usually male) who pauses, zooms in and/or slow-motion advances frames of provocative images, in a feeble attempt to see something “naughty”.
my friend, who has as much access to p-rn and nudity as any other red-blooded american male, paused his tivo to check out katie holmes’s cleavage as she sat down for a talk show interview. it might be understandable if we had never seen her nude, but we have. so it’s basically a waste of time which serves only to indulge his whim of seeing her less nude in a different position. therefore, he is a tivert.
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