tivvy

town of the d-mned, the dome, groundhog day.

full of druggies of all types, alcoholics, pensioners and the unemployed

highest rate of incest in the uk, second highest in europe

most amount of cats per person

bin laden lives here
unemployed layabout: “i f-kin hate tivvy its f-kin gash”

hardened alcoholic: “dunno mate, where else can you spend all your life sponging off the government and spending your dole money on copious anmounts of drugs

unemployed layabout: you’re repeating yourself, for f-cks sake shut up

hardened acloholic: have you got 50p?

unemployed layabout: nah, sorry mate i just spent all my money on amphet, im gonna go down the job centre an get a crisis loan so i can buy an ounce of green to sell

hardened alcoholic: right mate give me a bell when u get some, i could do with a bit of puff

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To Lear
to show the mixed emotion of simultaneously loving and fearing somebody, of which for example all god believers are well-acquainted. john could not at first find a word to describe the expression he was witnessing on the faces of the church congregation as they listened to their pastor’s words but then it dawned on him […]
tolongas
one way to call your b-lls in spanish. its use is not advised in polite company. caress my tolongas while you blow me, lupe! my tolongas hang so low that i often trip over them.
tomahawk'd
a word created by family guy that peter griffin uses to mock ashton kutcher’s punk’d, meaning to hit someone in the face with a tomahawk. peter griffin calls ashton kutcher’s name then hits him in the face with a tomahawk. then peter proclaims “you’ve been tomahawk’d.”

Tom Harris
when you are making love to your woman from behind, you put your hand over her mouth and nose to suffocate her. you then try to finish before she dies. dude last night things got a little wild with carol. i tom harrised her and we almost had to make a trip to the hospital.
Tommy D
to absolutely destroy a piece of work with 100% commitment. i tommy d’eed that piece of work!