Tlaked
a seemingly innocent common error made in a text when your friend’s ex-girlfriend texts you misspelling ‘talked’ intending to say “hey! we haven’t talked in a while…”, however in reality ‘tlaked’ is meant as a s-xual invitation that will undoubtedly leave your friend furious with you after you have ravaged his ex with p-ssionate s-x in his backyard. often the friendship is ruined however in cases of a ‘double-tlaked’ in which each party tlaks each others ex the betrayal is neutralized.
brandon : “dude, did you hear george and his girlfriend broke up?”
jess : “yeah, she sent me a text saying we haven’t tlaked…”
brandon : “you would tlak his ex so soon? d-mn dude’ that’s cold”
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