TLP
the last pures, the greatest runescape clan to ever grace the game. full of pures with godlike stats and insane amounts of cash money piles. also known as the largest p-n-ses, oprah winfrey once described them on his/her show as “a group that does not forgive, that does not forget, they have over 9000 p-n-ses, and they’re all raping children.” surprisingly there is only 150 members in the last pures meaning each member has 60 p-n-ses.
ex. 1:
mayhem makers leader: “tlp just asked us for a run in, what do you guys think?”
mayhem makers: “holy sh-tc-ck no are you f-cking serious?”
-throws down teletabs simultaneously-
ex. 2:
addy is our daddy.
tight little p-ssy; a p-ssy so tight that when u finally do get ur d-ck in, it fits like a glove
“d-mn i’d like to slide my d-ck into mike’s sister’s tlp,” moaned dan.
taiwanese little pants. pertaining to an asian male of taiwanese descent whose pantalooms are extremely overlysized for his small package.
d-mn brian is a total tlp.
acronym for tiny lady p-n-s.
you should probably wear underwear or you might accidently show your tlp to a crowd of people when you get off a scooter.
a tiny little p-n-s.
i would have screwed that guy but he had a tlp!
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