TLS
commonly known as team light skinned, theres are many restrictions on entry in this elite group.
john: can i join tls?
tom: no bro you’re too dark
third lung syndrome.
when, instead of a brain, a person has a third lung in the sp-ce where their brain should be. unfortunatley, this means they have a bigger air capacity, allowing them to talk more, but because they have no brain, they don’t have the ability to think through about what they’re going to say first.
a common name for somebody with tls is airhead. which is ironic because lungs of course breathe in air.
girl: stands in pudddle. “omg! its like all wet and stuff!’
guy: ‘-cough- tls! -cough-‘
girl: ‘whaat?’
tls stands for talking loud syndrome. if someone talks really loud all the time (or usually ) they have tls. it is not talks loud syndrome. it is talking loud syndrome. tls can be a side effect of headphone syndrome
dean: hey sarah, why does kaie talk so loud?
sarah: she has tls.
katie: yeah! i have tls!!!! a lot!!!
tls stands for tommy lee syndrome. that is, that the average tall, super skinny white guy is very well endowed in his manhood.
girl 1: so, did you sleep with that tall, skinny guy from the bar?
girl 2: yes, and i was totally thrilled that he suffers from tls
g0d or g0d
one who owns you
tls is g0d
f-ghat, oftens eat count dracula for fun, “they scr-pe your teeth”
eeeekz
see noob
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