tlte
too lazy to explain.
when someone asks you to explain something but you’re too lazy to explain.
dude #1: hey wazup you kno dat gurl i dated once
dude #2: yeah
dude #1: dat gurls a cray b-tch she says she dont give a fc-k about me but shes talkin behing ma back to other guys she fc-ks and ya wanna know what
dude #2: what
dude #1: i dont give a fc-k about her either she thinks shes too good for me but she aint shes gonna swallow those words like a d-mn hungry child swallows a fc-king piece of sh-t ya know
dude #2: yeah whatever
dude #3: hey, h-llo, what is he on about?
dude #1: tlte
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