TMH

tewksbury memorial high school.probably the worst f-cking school ever. in the world. ever. very famous for sucking loads of -ss. the school is falling apart (literally) and its losing its creditation, it sucks so much people from tewksbury don’t even want to go there. if you take a look in the typical tmhs bathroom you will probably find a few broken toilets, a moldy sink, some broken tiles, a cracked mirror, an anti-drug poster, and some marijuana. the lockers are all dented and full of nerds, the students all tryto play it off like the education is good as anywhere else, but thats a huge load of horsesh-t, considering the average cl-ss size is about 30 people, because tewksbury can only afford like 4 teachers. also in d-hall you will find an attractive brown ooze coming out of walls. no one knows what it is but scientists are trying to come up with an answer. also the athletic director “mr.hickey” is about 100,000 lbs and he can barely walk let alone direct anything especially athletics.
tod: hey where you goin to high school?

debb: i’m goin to tmhs

tod: wow. why don’t you just kill yourself now. really.
tmh stands for touch my hand.

a form of expressing how much you like another person’s idea, joke, style, etc by literally lightly touching hands with one another. it is meant to be used in place of giving someone a high five.
“dude, i just ran for an hour and then did 100 push ups.”
“that’s so awesome. you’re so hardcore. tmh.” they lightly touch hands
stands for “too much hipster”. you often see this guy walking around downtown, going to the most underground, coolest places, wearing too tight t-shirts, most often decked out entirely in american apparel, sports the super cool nerd gl-sses, may be a bit unshaven. basically too cool for school. similar to the hipster douche, this guy is like a superpowered, hipster to the extreme from head to toe.
“yeah, he reads nylon and listens to electronic funk pop, he’s a film student and he is in a band.”
“wow, that guy is tmh.”
“too much honesty” an acronym for those of us who don’t want to use tbh (to be honest) or bth (being too honest??).

it also stands for take me home, one direction’s second studio alb-m.
this is probably tmh but bth is just a typoed tbh.
take me home
a person gets very drunk and has to be escorted home – they are tmhing.
e.g. loosing your shoe in the river is a clear sign of tmhing.
trippin mad hard.
no that’s not true, you tmh.
t.m.h is short for ‘the most handsomest’
“the most handsomest!”
“t.m.h!!”

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