TNA

tna or total no action wrestling is thee worst promotion of all times. most tna fans are either blind or stupid. also their show tna impact gives away free tickets because they know if they charged, they’ll have an empty arena everytime. not even their dumb-ss fans would pay for their sh-t. factors for tna sucking include but not all:
-overdramatic storylines
-unneeded shock factors
-untalented worked matches covered blood
-incomptent authority figures
-constant constant constant constant wwe references
-typical need to copy wwe. unoriginal
-unconcerned with their wrestler’s health
example 1:
tna fan: wwe sucks because its pg

wwe fan: if you think it sucks just because it’s pg, you’re not a true wrestling fan. i rather watch a quality pg match than a typical tna glorified bl–dy mess.

tna fan: we have blood! wwe don’t. hahaha f-ck you!

wwe fan: my point exactly…

example 2:
jason: did you see tna the other day when they ripped on wwe for the raw guest hosts idea?

me: yeah i heard about it. at least wwe can get decent celebrities. tna could barely get anyone to appear on their sh-t show.
tna is a weekly televised wrestling show that is full of predictable nonstop “action”. below is quick break down of an episode of tna.

– eric bischoff cuts a 20 minute promo.

– the commentary team announce the match card.

– a fight breaks down backstage and lasts around 10 minutes.

– a knockouts match is on but ends in about 4 minutes, another knockout beats down the winner and walks off.

– eric bischoff is shown talking with ric flair backstage until commercial break.

– a tag team match is on, the face team wins but are attacked after that.

– eric bischoff and immortal are talking backstage about taking over.

– the main event ends in a no contest when immortal beat down the face superstar.

– end of tna.

this is basically the same every single week but it’s okay because they have hogan, flair, russo and bischoff so it’s just like wcw, which was pretty horrible but it’s harsh to say tna is like watching a car crash… because a car crash would have some meaningful confrontation.
tna
tna or total nonstop -ssholes is an alternative nickname for the wwe knock off tna. unlike wwe, tna features constant nonstop yelling by their washed up wrestlers who constantly act like -ssholes nonstop.
justin: hey mindy do you like tna wrestling?
mindy: no i don’t.
justin: me neither, its more like total nonstop -ssholes.
mindy: i agree with you on that one.
low budget wrestling league owned and operated by jerry jarrett, father of wrestler jeff jarrett. basically wrestling for kids with add
i enjoy watching tna wrestling on sat-rday nights
total non-stop action = worst name for a wrestling company in the history of the fake, but enjoyable “sport”.

tna is where former-wwe wrestlers ply their trade when wwe creative has “nothing for them”. its also where wannabe wrestlers who would never make it in wwe can be found.

tna’s weekly impact wrestling show is a wwe tribute program featuring several of vince mcmahon’s stars of the 80s, 90s and early 2000s. the show also recycles old wwe monday night raw story lines.

tna’s month pay-per-view events are watched by millions. correction: tna’s monthly pay-per-view events are barely watched and cost the company millions each year.
“did you watch “tna impact wrestling last night?”

“no. if i want to watch a wrestling show, i’ll tune into wwe”

“i figured as much. i don’t know anyone who likes tna”
total nonstop action, the wrestling league where fighters go when they either get fired from the wwe or aren’t good enough to get there in the first place.
dude, did you see jeff jarret talking sh-t to chris jericho on ‘tna impact’ last night?
wcw-lite. packed with wrestlers no-one cares about, and wwe cast-offs (which no-one cares about either). vince russo’s b-st-rd child of logical booking.
person 1: “man did you watch tna recently?”
person 2: “…no”

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