tnewt


n. an unclaimed fart that is inconspicuously concealed from the audible senses of the people in the vicinity, usually protruding from a girl’s b-tthole.
dude: koti! did you just tnewt on my towel? thats f-cking sick!

chick: ew no way! i didn’t just tnewt!

dude: um i’m pretty sure i smell a foul stench.

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