to boat someone
how to boat someone:
make an origami boat.
place the boat in front of their door while they’re sleeping or alternatively in their room while they’re away.
add a message to the boat. such as: “you have been boated.”
nice gesture among flatmates.
person 1: i was at a party last night and when i came home i realized i’d been boated!
person 2: no way!
person 3: what does that mean, “to boat someone”?
person 2: origami boat in front of your door!
person 1: yes, and it was actually very nice. my flatmates made a very beautiful boat and the message was “you’ve been boated and there’s chocolate in the fridge”
person 2: wow. i wish i had such nice flatmates.
person 3: i can make an origami boat for you, too!
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