to globulate
the action of going into a room, becoming disorientated and forgetting where you are and what your original intentions were. at the same time, you have taken a piece of stationery into the room and brandished it at the air in the room in general, and then left without doing what you intended.
“excuse me sir, are you trying to return this biro…?”
“oh no, he’s just globulating. i think i want to globulate also.”
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