to gunk
verb:
to gunk is to chop a person in the throat slightly in mid vocal….causing the word in play to become the sound”gunk”
when a person while speaking chokes on air,spit,or some unknown reason causing the word to sound distorted.
i was talking to some hot -ss shepherd’s daughter and nic came and gunked my -ss.
i gave nic a gunk so hard he woke up hearing christmas music….the last thing he remembered was the sound his throat made as it lost m-ssive air.
nic is to gunk as i am to fall.
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