to paint houses with Morgan
any of several licentious and crude s-xual acts that take part between two men – one always being african american, and the other caucasian. refers particularly to morgan freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.
hey yo zaqir, me’n my homies been eyein’ yo’ tender brown -ss for a while and been wonderin’ if, y’know, ya might wanted to paint houses with morgan sometime. chya!
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