to Splenda
verb: the act of reverse-pickpocketing, only using splenda packets.
the splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. hoods are cheating. then, time p-sses and the splendeer asks the splendee, “check your ___ .” the slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.
past tense: splenda’d
present/ future: splenda
debbie: check your right pocket.
hiraldo: there is nothing there.
debbie: thats right! check your shoe.
hiraldo: oh em geez to splenda!!!
debbie: mahahaha
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