to stick the concrete to the pole
to brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-when internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.
guy 1: “watch me jump that fence.” (he tried and failed)
guy2: ” way to stick the concrete to the pole, jack-ss.”
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