TOAB


someone completely useless. short for “as useless as t-ts on a bull”. used to identify someone by name
man, i hate working with toab
a tan,old,alcoholic blonde. they have fake blonde hair,the majority of them are tan,they are 40 or older,they smoke,and they have a raspy voice.
she is a toab.
is simply a tweaker on a bike.
we have all seen them rolling around town all hours of the night dumpster diving and what not.
dude did you see that t.o.a.b digging through the dumpster??
male genetalia
suck my toab

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