toad

noun used in reference to a woman’s v-g-n- when glimpsed from behind, giving the appearance of a toad poking its face out from between her legs.
she bent over and i got an eye-full of toad.
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toad from the mario games

american toad (bufo americ-n-s)
a derogatory term for the african american, often used in prison.
that toad jacked my socks!
(n.) the guardian/-ssistant of peach toadstool, the princess of the mushroom kingdom. about 2’6″, and 50 lbs. he’s a member of his race called the “toads,” who are elfish-like people with mushroom heads ( or maybe they’re hats. i dunno. )

his name is kind of like how “guy” or “man” is a name to us, even though it’s what we are. his age is very indetermined, much like santa’s elves. he could be anywhere between 8 and 38. on the old tv series in the early 90’s, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new “anime-style” video games, he’s very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
toad belongs to a race named the toads. he can be played in super mario kart 64.
1. what lando forbids.

2. a new drug craze, “toad” is slang for the colombian spotted toad. when licked, the toads give a euphoria that’s . . . that’s just great.

side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that’s your b-tthole). there’ll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. and forget getting lucky: “it” falls off. your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.

other slang for using toad includes “lilypadding,” “frenching the prince,” and “doing kermit”
“mr. toad, how many licks does it take of you to end up in the center of a rhode island state prison?”

“just one.”
a “toad” is a human with “toad like” qualities.

toads are stern, greedy and will f-ck you over anytime they can.

also, some people look like toads as their “troll like” qualities overtake their appearance as they get older.
“reiner is one, nasty toad. he sure has f-cked over a lot of people in his day.”
a large woman who walks slowly down the street. the combination of her large size and slow speed make it difficult to p-ss her on a standard sidewalk.

a normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to p-ss the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. the normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker sp-ce between the two walkers. then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. this repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.
charles wellington iv was late for his important madison avenue appointment because he got caught behind a toad off the subway. he could not p-ss her on the busy street, and the toad had no inclination that there was a man who was walking like a normal person behind her.
a toad is a warty frog-like animal, you -ssclown
1. a suffix added to any word rhyming with it. the addition of the suffix transforms the word into a clause answering the question that prompted the utterance of the word to begin with.

usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., “oa”). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of “toad” as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.

2. (mf) one’s person.
1. “what are you doing?”
“koadtoad.”
(koadtoad means “i’m programming”)

“why are your eyes red?”
“smoaktoad”

(smoaktoad means “i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis”)

2. “where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago.”
“sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic”