Toad Ode
a poem about a wacky computer teacher who looks/acts like a frog. knows nothing about computers, and always calls the school’s head of technology department to help him/her open explorer. if you have trouble doing something in his/her cl-ss, tough sh-t. he/she can’t help you.
a toad ode rhymes. the format is abab cdcd efef. there are 3 stanzas.
i wrote another toad ode today.
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