toasted prick
a term which defines a sleazy weed-like male who appears to have spent long periods of time in direct sunlight. the skin color often has the appearance of toast. the male often originates from parts of turkey.
“fit you lookin at you toasted pr-ck”.
“check oot that gadge hes a right toasted pr-ck”.
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