Toasted SouthWestern


toasted southwestern: when a super tanned white woman rides a d-ck reverse cow girl style in the -n-s with b-tter on her -ss (or m-ssage oil) to help glide better.

also called southwestern toast
1- i met a chick from the jersey sh-r-s last night at the club. took her home and she served me a toasted southwestern. i was all in her -ss bro.

2- my boy erin said this girl ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the b-tter. she asked if he was in the mood some toasted southwestern.
toasted southwestern: when a super tanned white woman rides a d-ck reverse cow girl style in the -n-s with b-tter on her -ss (or m-ssage oil) to help glide better.

also called southwestern toast
1- i met a chick from the jersey sh-r-s last night at the club. took her home and she served me a toasted southwestern. i was all in her -ss bro.

2- my boy erin said this girl ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the b-tter. she asked if he was in the mood some some toasted western.

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