toaster prize


1. a prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an administrative professionals convention.

2. a trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction–possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. a consolation prize.
all runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services

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