toaster shopping
euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.
sorry, i’m not paying attention to your conversation i’m busy toaster shopping on my iphone.
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your head ouch, me bonce! brainbox, brainy person. you got an “a”, you bonce! to bonce somebody this involves a sharp blow to the bonce using the fist. often accompanined with the word “bonce” or followed by “i bonced u good” the louder the scream the better the boncing “argh u bonced me” when something […]
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