Toaster Straddle


the act of a man, who while face f-cking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. the man then proceeds to face f-ck her until he also -j-c-l-t-s on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. one can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
man that toaster straddle i gave that wh-r- last night was so messy!

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