toaster weekend
the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their “bread and b-tter” by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.
person 1: man i was only going 7 over the speed limit.
person 2: it’s toaster weekend. cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.
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- acid mine
place where the sun don’t shine, and the broncos don’t buck. see school also, a mine for acid. i ventured down to the acid mine, and the sun didn’t shine, and the broncos didn’t buck, so i went to the local pizzaria and made some dolores.
- exitainment
the opposite of entertainment; entertainment (usually tv) viewed whilst you’re getting ready to leave your house. is usually extremely low grade, such as inside edition. heidi: what’s up? sierra: not much, just enjoying some exitainment. i’ll be there soon.
- Inceptshit
when you take a sh-t, and it sounds like the movie “inception”s soundtrack. -guy on the toilet- guy’s -sshole: “brrrrrrhhhhhhh. brrrrrrhhhhhhh.” guy: “holy inceptsh-t, i shouldn’t have eaten those tacos.”
- Eye of the beholder
when someone sees you with the head of your p-n-s sticking out of your boxers. guy 1: dude i got eye of the beholdered by my girlfriend yesterday! guy 2: no way! what did she say? guy 1: she stared at it, looked me up and down, and started cheering.
- pwnzord
1) similar to pwn, it is to own, one through a video game, or a competetive game. hey, ethan, you just got pwnzord! a largen sword that often cuts those who are killed or beaten in video games, mostly counter-strike source or counter-strike 1.6 “sh-t son, you just got sliced by the pwnzord!” “who just […]