Toastering
toastering (to toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. the key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually
you call apple. you ask “why does my apple smell like toast?” apple -ssumes you are referring to your mac heating up. you have just began your first toastering session.
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