Tob-o-lard
|täb| o |lärd|
noun
an extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat -ss who doesn’t think they are such.
get a clue abby, if you don’t quit gorging yourself and b-tching about everything you’ll turn into a tob-o-lard.
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