Tobruk
a forceful kick to the shin of a friend followed by sprinting away whilst he writhes in agony.
bloke: fancy a tobruk, dude?
dude: what the f-ck’s a tobruk?
bloke: this!
-bloke kicks dude in the shin extremely hard and sprints away-
dude: aaarrrgggh!
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