Todd Parker
the coolest motherf-cker that ever lived. plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture boogie nights. although, he did steal the show. similar to what doc holliday does for the film tombstone.
a man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.
any average guy: “g-d, i wish i could be more like todd parker.”
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