todd-special
1. verb- a very expensive prost-tute snorts cocaine off her own -ss and then kills herself to spare you the effort and probable life sentence in prison, and side effects of snorting cocaine. these prost-tutes usually cost $500,000+ as they first must be contortionists in order to snort cocaine off their own -sses and are rare to come by. most are s-x slaves that come from asia, however they are not vietnamese so they will not “love you long time” but to add a sucky sucky is only an additional $5.
hey john i just won the lottery how ’bout i treat us to a todd-special?
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to get your crack sweat on your finger and rub it under your unsuspecting vicitms nostrils if george gets me with another todd tickler im gonna smack him
- toefixiation
to choke on ones own toes.a time when your toes make you stop breathing.to die because foot odor is so stanky. i went to emily’s funeral and they said she died from toefixiation.
- Toe Rodeo
the act of getting your big toe stuck while putting your undergarments on. dude! i was getting ready for my big date after my shower, and got my big toe stuck in my underwear. it was a toe rodeo all over the place!
- Toe Wash
when you are wearing sandals, you take a p-ss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals. ah sh-t!! i just gave myself atoe wash
- Toilet Labor
when you’re on the toilet and you can’t get your sh-t out (knock,knock) girl: whats taking so long? boy: i’m in toilet labor!