toddlerist
and child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.
“not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and i are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut b-tter sandwich he must eat….”
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