Todge Tiarra
penile decoration of a submissive female often performed by very well endowed dominant male ‘studs’ in p-rn films after first copiously -j-c-l-t-ng over said female’s sl-tty face. done usually to allow a souvenir photo to be taken for both parties and sometimes display on the dvd boxcover. the now soft but still huge ‘todger’ of the standing stud is triumphantly curved over the forehead of the kneeling c-m-splattered sl-t to form a fetching ‘tiarra’: a fitting crown for any wannabe p-rn princess! the stud gains satisfaction from displaying his prowess and s-xual power, the lucky sl-t gets to show off to her friends and family that she’s been used by a much sought-after well hung ‘trophy’ stud. the todge tiarra is the latest penile headgear choice of any ambitious sl-t who wants to show off her s-xual appeal and willingness to be s-xually used and degraded for the sole pleasure of overs-xed dominant hung males.
now catching on in the wider world as many guys after f-cking fine hos want to keep a handy record of their latest conquest: simply capture the todge tiarra (tt) in all its glory by taking a cellphone camera snap after gleefully shooting your load! collecting tt pics is the new ‘in’sport of the modern hung stud!
yo dawg, we d-mn near cut this hot white sk-nk in half! dping this dirty b-tch was the bomb! now lets glaze her dumb-ss cute teenage mug like a f-ckin’ donut and give her a wicked todge tiarra to show our homies what a fine piece of fine blond ho we scored tonite! get yer cell readyfor the tt, dawg, i’m gonna blow my swollen nuts so nasty, gonna force this sk-nk’s eyeb-lls into the back of her bimbo skull!
Read Also:
- Toilet Torpedo
dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. the resulting eruption from the fart launches the t-rd at high speed into the rear toilet wall. friend 1: hey man you done in the bathroom? friend 2: ya i had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes! friend 1: aww, […]
- tomboyalr
tomboyalr is the longest known member of www.neopets.com. she has been playing the online game for a number of years, however after taking a long break she is now back. although she is the successful owner of many neopets guilds, she is often categorized by her caddy att-tude and sharp, witty responses. neopetsgirl1-hey tomboyalr, your […]
- tomb sock
a sock that has been -j-c-l-t-d into so many times that it must be laid to rest. further more burned or thrown away. man, this tomb sock has so much -j-c-l-t- in it.
- cleveland kliff-hanger
when team mate-1 known as the “door-man” hangs on the end of a door(in pull-up position) and team mate-2 known as the “pusher” than swings the door open with appropriate force causing the door-man to hopefully swing into the person sitting closest to the door known as the ” vicinity known as the “klick” and […]
- clothing sex
where two people have intercourse, but keep the clothes on. kind of what you see in the movies, where an actress is stimulating p-ssionate s-x with a co-star but she has her bra on. monica and johnny are very conservative, so instead of taking off all there clothes, they have clothing s-x.