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• Torchthebridge

  a message board that was created after gabe from penny-arcade deleted the forums when someone referred to his girlfriend (now, wife) as being fat. after a move to ezboards, spookymikal and oknark banded together in a hilarious show of emo to create a message board that is now known as torchthebridge, or ttb did you […]

• to ripcord

  verb. to flee from an awkard situation or boring lecture. usually involves crossing in front of others or in some other way disturbing the peace and making an -ss of onesself. he pulled out the powerpoint presentation; that was my signal to ripcord.

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